For my next relationship.. although no plans on ever being married again, because I don’t need a piece of paper to say I love you and I’m committed to you.. yeah.. I want that..

A little abooout meeee..

My Dad? My biological father.. is nicknamed Mooner for the last 50 years.. you all ain’t showin me shit.. aint none of you pink moons..

He is nicknamed Moooner because my family was in the actual distilling of moonshine in eastern Kentucky..

Bonus fact! My half brother is Mooner Jr..