Since you retards need fucking clarity all the god damn time..

All my posts earlier about Keanu fuckin retard Reeves being my boyfriend was a joke.. I’ve said it many times before this but it is a joke.. I think he is mildly retarded to be quite honest.. I mean he is cute and all but come on, have we all read his poetry, it is pretty painful stuff to sit through..

I’ve seen him in interviews, he is kinda smug, pretentious and full of himself..

I don’t know much about him but what I’ve seen I don’t like him at all..

I was clear from the get go it was all a joke and I meant that..

I honestly don’t give two flying fucks about him, his girlfriends, his happiness, any of it..

I never really did..

And honestly, if were being honest, his girlfriend isn’t really all that attractive..

She looks closer to 60, not 40.

What, if we are being honest.. and if she’s dating his smug ass, says a looot about her..

I’m sorry but the whole reason I made the internet bf joke about him in the first place, is I don’t buy that he is some super nice guy..

He seems like another washed up line reader taking advantage of his newly restored fame..

He is clearly milking everybody loving him again to death..

Well here sits somebody that never loved him and never will..

Seriously if he died tomorrow would it really effect your life.. prolly not.. stop giving so much of a fuck about rich overpaid little fucktards..

My moneys on he knows 18 words..

To be real honest I think I’d rather die of lung cancer than date a guy like him for real..

Anyways it was all a joke,always was, I was always clear about that, fuck off..

Don’t ask why this post needed to be written..